Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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