matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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