He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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