Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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