tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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