Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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