On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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