Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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