ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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