I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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