Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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