There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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