I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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