sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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