Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we made out on top of his cat.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The air taste purple.
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