There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
if i died would you start the facebook group?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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