It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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