I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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