did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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