Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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