There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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