dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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