I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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