I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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