But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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