check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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