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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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