Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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