Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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