i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Dick very happy bro
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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