im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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