If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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