We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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