She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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