Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
