i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This is classic penis vs brain.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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