if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
You left your phone here
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