What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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