Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
seriously i just wanna be friends
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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