lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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