Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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