who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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