just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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