We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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