my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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