David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
