Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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