just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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