We're like a lot better than the average bears
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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