Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
