I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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