It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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