she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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