guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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